I’m going to dissect this bullshit one bit at a time:

I love how the article tries to insinuate that it was terrible that she took a week to respond to this manufactured controversy. Y’all ought to be ashamed of yourselves.

He’ll rig up some new contracts out of sugar packets and coffee filters.

It sounds like Hanzer Holdings and Arlita Inc. took some old agreements that were just lying around and tried to fashion them into something new and potentially explosive...

Duct tape

“Now we just put our hand in the next guy’s pocket.”

So...wait...

It was never on the play store, meaning to get it on to your phone you have to unlock dev mode, check to allow apps from unknown sources, and sideload it. To do all of this you have to have some understanding of how android works, meaning you know that your phone downloads updates automatically unless you…

‘Every scene is directed the same way, as if it takes place on Mount Olympus’

He’s saying it’s just one of hundreds of images that Armie will use to defend himself. Not hundreds of images from different people. 

Daily Mail song time?

Ozzy never has this problem since nobody can tell what the fuck he’s saying.

Has anyone left this show on good terms?

Hey Sharon, you ever heard of “The Quiet Game”?

Put her on an island with Piers Morgan, J.K. Rowling, Prince Andrew and Milo Yiannopoulous, and film what happens for our amusement.

you sympathize with an abuser

Please Stop Using Text Messaging to Receive Login Codes

So her statement demands that he prove his innocence? How exactly does he do that? Provide proof that he didn’t do something?

I agree! I watched the past two episodes & really enjoy this show. It's not a laugh out loud show for me, but more than anything I just find it strangely compelling. I can't imagine it lasting long on Fox, but it seems to me that it would make a better fit on adult swim.

I missed the much-hated pilot but my girlfriend and I watched episodes 2 and 3 and enjoyed them very much. They're both uneven, yes, and the dad in particular is without redeeming qualities, but the performances were good and the dialogue very funny and sharp in places. If anyone at the AV Club agrees, it would be…

Many people are wrong about Rushmore.