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Plus all the fruit ads!

When Barry Allen whipped out his dick in front of Batman, I got hard.

On the other hand, Zack Snyder does deserve respect for saying “there’s no place for hate” to the gamergate crowd and enraging them.

No, it’s the newer model.

Americans ruin everything...

Hopefully by 2031, people (women) will have learned how to run from this shit at first sight. Sure, we’re doing the “a victim is always innocent” for now, but there has to be some progress at some point, where victims have to take some accountability for their shitty decisions. Doesn’t have to be 2031, maybe 2041,

Yes.

No.

“Alleged” abuse? So you don’t believe women around here, huh?

Oh, wait, you meant Watchmen, not the Legend of the Guardians: The Owls of Ga’Hoole. You have to stay awake, Eglantine, or the pure ones will moon blink us!

Buy it, use it, break it, fix it, trash it, change it, mail, upgrade it
Charge it, point it, zoom it, press it, snap it, work it, quick erase it
Write it, cut it, paste it, save it, load it, check it, quick rewrite it
Plug it, play it, burn it, rip it, drag it, drop it, zip - unzip it
Lock it, fill it, call it, find it,

Next time you’re dry, friend,
Try stopping by, friend,
If there’s a light in the place.

Well, to be fair, aliens do probe the asses of so many rural Americans...

Too Hot To Handle was pure garbage, but I’d watch this one...

I was about to watch it, but then I learned the villains are a group called Flag Smashers. Every single flag should be smashed, especially the toxic vaccine-hoarding USA one.

make My Dinner With Andre but with supes—no fights, just talking.”
Let’s call it... Before Endgame.

Steven Yeun should have been nominated for the amazing Burning.

Is slate.com pro-Allen too?

No, you don’t get to shit on The Guardian just because you believe Dylan. The article has merit.

I’m sick and tired of everyone shitting on Alien! The Xenomorph deserves our respect.