Mmmno.

I hope it’ll be just as insufferable as the movie!

Are you an adult or a 5 year old?

*farts*

So that’s the 3rd pig one!

YAAAASSS, hairy ass!

Well that’s perfectly reasonable. So is believing a 14 year old over a 7 year old, especially when the former has done years of therapy to become a therapist. But in the end it really doesn’t matter what we believe anyway...

Cast retarded people in retarded roles!

So what you really mean is “I’ll believe Dylan, but I will not believe Moses”

http://mosesfarrow.blogspot.com/2018/05/a-son-speaks-out-by-moses-farrow.html

I don’t wanna watch 4 hours just to find out what he did... So what was it?
Dry humping, necking, wet humping, finger banging, wheelbarrowing, the old one-two, the old one-two-three, the old one-two three-four, the Bavarian pretzel, Denver omelets, the double-double, the double-down, the triple-double, the double dip,…

Really? The Asylum crap is “cinema”?!

But Moses dead-named his brother, therefore he’s a rapist monster.

Indeed, the hula hoop would have been just an old piece of kitsch in the ‘70s.

Don’t you have some girls to focus on? 

I have never seen a more inspiring drag queen than Tamisha. The elimination was a travesty.

For context, the religion used in *anything* has killed people in real life.

Let’s not forget all the other countries that endured communism in the aftermath of WWII.

Go fuck yourself.

“The original film is too old to be in people’s memories anymore” 3 years old? This is an homage to the 1992 Dracula, not an older one.