Well, they were pretty cheap. You can probably get a lightly used one for next to nothing. Otherwise I guess because you want an SUV with none of the practical advantages of an SUV, or maybe you are a mentally sick person and wanted a Dodge Avenger but you couldn’t find one.

No Halfassador?

The Dodge Journey is the poster car for the first photo/caption.

Badassador?  I just want to be a plain assador!

I had the same impression when I saw the first in the wild.  I’m sure some of the models/color schemes show better, but it was no beauty.

I am excited for our future of opeds by Boomers screaming about how car insurance is so expensive and then climbing into their battering rams, flipping their LED headlights on high because of the night blindness they don’t have, and then pulling out, one hand on the wheel, the other on their phone with the mic pointed…

What was that word?

I believe that it's possible to hold both these examples as bad at the same time. We don't need to 'both sides' this.

And we worried about President Biden being unfit. God help us.

This one also comes to mind:

Also, if you were so unfortunate to watch his speeches for the overflow crowds, you would have witnessed a brain dump from a senile old man. All I heard was mumble, mumble, mumble, Nancy Pelosi 10,000 troops, mumble, mumble, mumble. Nothing of substance, just a stream of consciousness while looking sidecocked at the…

The fucker has to die at some point. And the last images I’ve seen of him haven’t painted a rosy prognosis. 

Yeah, I’m not finding this ugly as much as I am... unremarkable. Like it was made by a cheap AI.

Funny, I would never buy one but at least the new one doesn’t look as alien with the new lights, I see it as a definite improvement for the sheeple buying them.

worst, it now looks chinese generic.

Next time in Europe renting with Sixt, try an EV option, chances are you’ll get a BYD car, be it a Han, Atto3, etc. Better odds if it is in Norway or countries without a native carmaker (unlike Germany or France).

Bland, generic looking crossover EV looks blander and more generic than ever.  Big surprise here.

Yep! My newer BMW voice commands actually work whereas my late model Audi did not recognize one command in 4 years ownership; asking for directions to Richland, Washington routed us to Montpelier, Vermont.

Agree it works well on the iX.

Same. I’ve been quite impressed the whole iDrive system in my i5.