I’m with you on Cannon. I should be able to turn the printer on, wake up my laptop, and scan or print from anywhere with connectivity to my home Wifi. More than half the time, I get stuck in a do-loop of turning wifi off and on on my laptop, and rebooting the laptop and printer until they connect.

Yeah, Elmo really doesn’t seem to care about his car company any more. Sales are down significantly (especially in Europe), updates don’t happen frequently enough, and we don’t hear about any new products except for vaporware like the Robotaxi.  They are going through the motions until something else pops.

1st Gear: It is important to note that the contract originated last December before Trump took office and while Biden was still president. I surely despise Trump, Musk, and their poor attempt at taking over the country but this whole thing predated our current predicament.

The same thing could be said about large SUVs, crossovers, and vans. Whenever I see a behemoth on the road like a Suburban, Grand Wagoneer, or full-size crew cab, they almost always have only one person in the vehicle, despite having space for 6-9 people. People buy them for those few times a year they have a large…

That is why you charge nightly or whenever necessary. When it comes to refueling, think of it more as a phone than a car.

You’re forgetting that these will mostly go on poseurmobiles so the driver can look cool with their extreme downforce aero kit and kidney-mashing suspension while driving back and forth to the office.   These are the same people who buy M3Comps because they are the most expensive 3 series model on the market and not…

Very good point.  It was mandated back in 2018.

As long as there is no trash talking about Baltimore sports teams and crab cakes, you can avoid confrontation!

I’m from Baltimore and I really appreciate this post. Aside from the People, Philly is also a very ugly and poorly maintained city. I went there last summer and the sidewalks and grass areas near the Franklin Institute looked like they hadn’t been maintained in years. There were crosswalks with no curb cuts so if…

Ah, the nineties, when Raiders fans and the entire Dallas Cowboys roster were the most dangerous people in America.

Ok, so where is this fuck tomb and how do I become a member?

Aside from being best in the NFL, Philly is also best at being belligerently drunk. I recall going to a tailgate before a Sunday Washington - Philly matchup and being amazed at how many Philly fans were being carried to the stadium by their friends because they had already blacked out. And this was before Noon so it…

I think you’re still getting lots of normies and basic-ass people (ie typical Camry customers) who are also into technology buying them as appliances with tech-features.

The same boring, basic, low skilled, non enthusiast, and careless people who used to drive Camrys and CRVs now drive Teslas so this should come as no surprise.

Ah, a good, old-fashioned, code brown reference.

True that!

“Someone even put a Nazi sticker on our truck. My wife and kids’ don’t deserve this.”

I know this is a very unpopular opinion, but V8s are completely overrated and I happen to own a car with one of the best ever made (S62). Sure, it sounds great in my car at full throttle, but otherwise it’s just fine and I prefer the greater flexibility and tunability of modern performance turbo-4s and 6s. It honestly…

For those of you who are still holding out for a new car without a touch screen and with manual windows, locks, etc. - just give up or buy a 10+ year old car. It’s not happening.

“I should be safe between 2000 Kg of car and a heavy-duty concrete road barrier, what could go wrong.”