“Autobots, roll out!”

Although Elon is smart in many ways

Commuting, I am at 39.5 mpg, a little higher ~40/41 mpg if I plug in every day at work. I drive from DC down to the Myrtle beach area, 440 miles in total and starting off with a full charge, I get over 500 miles of range. I make it there with 1/4 tank of gas left and 128 mile range. Not sure if I believe that number…

Well he is!

Even if you show them data that it’s decreasing, they’ll just say “well, Obama is just doing this temporarily to help get Kamala elected”.

This is just because of the anticipated drop in demand once George Santos goes to jail. 

Hold on, this is a real person and not a NPC?

Were they flying from nO’Hare?

“We’re Jews out in space We’re zooming along protecting the Hebrew race

Is it really any more of a coincidence than Alex Trebek and Sean Connery dying within days of each other?

I bet those space lasers can do more than start forest fires

Just construct car washes over all major roads into Ukraine and problem solved.

Problem is, my character builds are always a tank/melee build so I just end up hoarding all the mini nukes I find lol. I should hop on Fallout 4 tonight and use one.

Apocalypse-ready, baby!

The CyberTruck is not a truck. It is a lifestyle vehicle for influencers and tools.

I can sort of understand people who buy a CyberTruck because they like it’s looks or Tesla’s tech.

I’m beginning to think neither of these guys are super bright... At least Elon could plausibly say he was stoned as an excuse, Trump can only cite being a moron.

A great way to reduce spending on R&D is to make your customers Beta testers.

We’ve hauled 2500 lbs of cement blocks/gravel in my friend’s Chevy colorado ZR2 (overweight by about 700 lbs of load capacity before adding 4 people in the cab) and this shit didn’t happen lol.