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Haven’t seen someone spend this much time running around Philadelphia with inevitable disappointment on the horizon since Hillary Clinton.

The best part, he’s sneaky athletic, a real hard worker, first to the gym and last one to leave. Real shining example of grit, work ethic, and intelligence.

Your mom has the worst attitude of all the toothless whores at the bus station. She acts like she hates gumming that pole.

In related news, Alabama and Ohio State football players intend to play in their Playoff Games in anticipation of their coming NFL pay cut.

When the said they were boycotting their own team in order to “make Minnesota football great again,” (again? wtf?) they were making a political statement and saying that they didn’t care what happened; they wanted their teammates on the team no matter what sexual abuse they may have engaged in.

Backing their friends and boycotting a bowl game with a press conference are very different things. What they chose to do was a publicity stunt.

If the tackle didn’t get her, eventually the cologne would have.

If only it were that simple. Here’s how it goes in my home (I’m fairly sure I’ve posted this before, but nothing has changed.)

Kenneth? Is that you?

Am I the only one that places the blame on the shithead motorists driving too fast for conditions over the top of a hill?

There are no punters in the Hall of Fame.

Easy there. Nobody of consequence called him an ISIS agent and that kind of over exaggeration does not contribute to the conversation in any positive manner. Some dumbass in congress wondered if he was “playing for another team” or some such. Hardly an accusation of being a member of a Jihadist group. Ya they weren’t…

I thought Obama was just finishing up his 8 years in office. Have I been mislead?

The problem with the program is that we set out to create the Bradly fighting vehicle of the sky ignoring every lesson of that design anti-pattern. You will not get a product on time by trying to make it suit every need. You will not age t a cheaper product. You will not get a better product. You will get a very…

He’s not wrong that the F35 costs are out of control, but I think there’s a an allegory about horses and barn doors that covers this.

Gotta close that Geocities account.

So if people don’t do with their property what you want them to do with it you just steal it and fuck them for making something you want. Got it.

Justification is an amazing thing. Usually flows out of entitlement.

Anyone who uses the word “smultronställe” seriously in a sentence should be kicked in the taint.