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I get pleasure from being out in nature, seeing the sunrise and the sunset, listening to the animals in the woods, and personally harvesting my own meat. I do not take any pleasure from the act of killing, in fact, I don’t like it at all but it’s a requirement of eating meat so I come to terms with it and try to

Seriously. Feature, not bug.

In case anyone forgot, Claire is the fucking best.

Delay your emails. If someone requests something at 3:00pm and needs it that day or early in the morning, even if I finish it at 4pm, I’ll set my email to delay the send to like 7:13pm. They’ll be thrilled you got it to them so quick AND it will look like you were working on it until late into the evening. The key to

I’ve had pretty flexible hours for most of the last 19 years working. Tech will be like that - very open to doing whatever as long as job tasks got done. So, this is a weird article for me.

You can also set your mouse laser over a manual watch face, the ticking second hand will keep the mouse “active”.

This is the only time I’ve ever seen a president attend a sporting event during which the stadium cameras did not show him on screen by himself (or with only the First Lady).

Hopefully he does the denial thing instead — claiming it didn’t happen.

I read a tweet from earlier today that the whole plan to bring mini-vans full of veterans with him was just so nobody would boo him when he was pictured on the Jumbotron. Apparently he requested they not announce him at all. Donny Boy doesn’t feel so confident when he can’t pack the stands with his sycophants.

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Just how homemade do you want them to taste?

Sad news for bettors who had Dimond covering the spread

The teen’s one-piece swimsuit had reportedly bunched up and was showing her “intergluteal cleft,”

I write a list of three things I want to do that day on a post it and stick it on the back of my phone.  Then I cross them off.  The reward is showing my husband and saying “GETTING SHIT DONE!!”.  He is almost always unimpressed.  

Don’t save “challenging” recipes for later, save “expensive” recipes for later, because you want to fail cheap. When you get a little more comfortable, then go for the recipes that require tons of time or money.

Grilled brie owns my soul.

Thank you both

This lady must have been terrified of her own butthole.

Maybe the joke is a meta-commentary on the unfulfilled promises of the Trump administration. Like he pledges, publicly, “We’re going to have jokes, the best jokes, believe me. You’re going to laugh again, I know people, I know the funniest people.” Then the day comes and passes, and...

“He says ‘I wish I was taller’ ... that’s not a normal complaint!”