So I take it this article was inspired by Louie Gohmert?

That’s perfect! When you run out, you can just start taking tissues from the purple box!

I love this! My son will be graduating from high school in 2 days, but I think I still might start a noticing wall for him, my wife, and me.

Not the point of the article, but “rollover” is a noun. “Roll over” is a phrasal verb and should be two words, so you might want to revise the title of the article. FYI, you can easily check for this by conjugating the verb, as in “I already rolled over my 401k,” whereas you wouldn’t say, “I already rollovered it.”…

So far, most of the comments seem to be coming from people who are definitely not getting over themselves! I feel like the Comic Sans is easier to read, at least when the images have been reduced in my browser, and the info about dyslexics preferring it is interesting.

Lately, almost every night, I’ve been having the same ridiculous recurring stress dream where somehow a blowhard reality TV star has gotten elected as President of the United States. It feels so real it’s hard to shake the feeling of distress even when I’m awake!

If it’s more than zero, it’s too much.

I always just smash the cold butter under my knife, too. Start with a few fairly thin pats. Once you’ve squished it, it’ll melt very quickly on warm or toasted bread.

The new terms of service are not the only ones I’ve read in detail, and I can tell you that the rule that requires you to watch the whole movie was in at least one previous version as well, so nothing new there. A positive development in the new terms is that there’s no longer a rule that you can only see a particular…

A few weeks ago I started a new method of getting off of Facebook that’s working really well for me. Whenever I first notice I’m getting a little bored or annoyed, I start a countdown where I’ll look at the next 10 posts. When I get to 1, I stop scrolling through the feed and close the app/browser tab. Since…

And don’t think about pink elephants!

I haven’t used moisturizer on my face for years - instead I use a little bit of coconut oil every morning. I wet my face just a little first to make it spread around easier. I rarely get pimples and never have dry or flaky skin, which I used to get quite often.

I’ve been interested in learning Dvorak for a long time. I tried on several occasions, but never stuck with it long enough to get comfortable because it was slowing me down too much. However, I think I’ve found a great solution: I switched my phone’s keyboard layout to Dvorak. That way I still type at regular speed…

I swore off Seagate drives for good a couple years ago when I bought a brand new drive that was DOA and their warranty department replaced it with a refurbished one... and made me pay the shipping costs! Total bait and switch if you ask me.