Stop tolerating people who vote for Republicans. If you haven’t already. Move past “we don’t talk politics at Thanksgiving” and start telling your uncle he’s not welcome in your house. How politely do we intend to accept our own oppression.

Only because this is like the fifteenth time I’ve seen this misspelling on here and she’s a great actress, not a sister-fucking Lannister:

One cannot be endeared to another; that person/music has endeared themselves to you by being endearing. It is breaking my BRAIN the way it is written here.

The grammatical awkwardness of the headline though...

She’s earned it and deserves it!

Look at that! You just wrote an entire country song!

Come on, Mes. They’re saving themselves for the right cheating husband.

I feel like Madonna is one of those cases where, yes the ageism and misogyny of the industry is alive and well, but also....... Madonna, specifically LOVES this. She made her entire brand being a “rebel” and sticking it to misogynists and being edgy and shocking. She thrives off of this discourse, she is absolutely…

Wait, were they even prisoners? What’s that?

as an older woman, she’s probably already lost most of her eyebrow hair anywsay

This is not her first no-brow rodeo. She did it when the Sex book came out, and she hadn’t made herself look like a freak yet, and that didn’t look good either. 

The only celebrity that could carry the “no eyebrows” look was David Bowie in his Ziggy Stardust period.

Speaking of trendsetters: remember when Madonna set trends instead of chasing them? Pepperidge Farm remembers.

Boomhauer: “Man, shegotsumthin’Idunnowhutg’nonwit’er....dangEYEBROWS,man,theygoneItellyouwhut.”

*hank hill "gahh!"*

This is your mother speaking and honey, it’s just not attractive on you. Any of you. 

Sorry, why is this a story? Clearly this woman needs mental health assistance, not elevated social media visibility. Please don’t encourage shit like this.

New category. Best Unfounded Hype and Offscreen Bullshit.

“Better Thank Hank”

Humans are a mistake.

This is way too much writing for something that is not our business.