It’s “without further ado.”

You mean illusion, not allusion.

I still remember a joke on Weekend Update on SNL that went something along the lines of “It took 11 people to write ‘Jenny on the Block’ and 12 people to get the computer to sing it.”

Yes, that and Valley Girls, which should be Valley Girl, bugged me.  

You know it was changed, right?

Are you referring to the so-called brothel laws, that a group of women couldn’t live together because their house would be considered a brothel? Because that is a myth: http://www.snopes.com/college/halls/…

You’re not confusing it with Penn State, are you?