No I am not.

Yoopers from Michigan seem to prefer "cunt" and "twat" over "pussy" and "vagina." However, they prefer "penis" over "cock," "dick," and "schlong" and "boobs" over "tits" and "breasts" and "knockers."

Yes.

No. No. Pizzagate is real. It's why Domino's tastes the way it does. They use children in their meat.

Ya, but if men were stuck with children more than women they would kill them more, because men generally kill more things due to their toxic masculinity.

I managed not to look the one you are hinting at up when it first blew up but I did look up that two guys one hammer because of an internet comment and that is something I would not recommend.

OK, that one is bad but only because "Kum" is a dirty word and "quat" sounds like a dirty word.

Taylor Swift is not and will never be a diva.

I looked her up on google and apparently the last few shows she has done have gotten good reviews. Guess it depends on whether you catch her in a good mood or not.

Lauryn Hill has problems with touring and whatnot, but she could be happy when she's not performing, hanging out with all of her kids, making them macaroni and cheese and watching, like, Minions or some crap. You never know.

See, Apple the dominatrix became an interesting person.

Kiwi is a fun name too. I like it too.

Banana would a nice name too.

I like this idea but world building after a zombie apocalypse

Is this list the 20 most twizted movies of 2016?
No.

I am sorry, but I like Apple. Apples are nice.

You could make a movie about how stupid Hildawg's campaign was. Anthony Weiner and Huma of course would be juicy, but so would Neera Tanden and David Brock.

The Donald is going to have ridiculous conspiracy theories during his presidency, but they will prove to be true.

Let's wait until they die. Then you can say whatever stupid shit you want about them, and they can't sue which means that you can include their murders of Seth Rich and Vince Foster, the Epstein underage orgies, the Huma/Hillary sex scenes, the Vince Foster/ Hillary sex scenes, The Bill Clinton/ Weiner sex scenes,…

He was always cray.