I mean, what kid is actively looking for a magazine anyway?

I think that's fine.

Lucky guy.

would bang velma totally.

"We have laughed at North Korea for so long. We have made movies mocking them, and touting our superiority, and chuckling at even the idea that they could even pretend to threaten us."

"Just wanna fountain drink? Sit down! Breadsticks. For the mouth part of your face."

Dave Hogan, we should be friends. This was absurdly entertaining.

"It's OK, I promised her husband, before he killed himself, she'd never be alone. She hates to be alone." She shook her head, "All that crazy's just up there all the time."

A Cayman rally car? I'm sold.

Looking at that gif, I'm pretty sure the driving style is to just floor it and use guard rails and other cars as brakes.

I definitely didn't click on this article because the redhead in the header image piqued my interest.

Sounds like some twisted version of Pete's Dragon.

Librarians are awesome. That's all I have to say.

Next time I have an orgasm I really want to say, "Take 3 Satisfaction Tokens from the Intimacy Pool" but I'd just be talking to myself.

oh. my. god. i need a tiny chevy. i will have a tiny chevy...honey, we're selling the kia.

Ahmed answered quietly, as before. "I guess it's me right now," she said.