And now I've seen the only acceptable way I'd own a 2nd-gen xB. And I'd own the hell out of it.

Oh the nostalgia! I remember playing this, X-Wing, and Dark Forces on my first PC, a 486, back when I knew I'd never fill up that 540 MB hard drive!

Great, now I've got a new grail.

Someday...oh yes, someday...

If you squint real hard, you can pretend the truck is standing still and the Bug is sliding past it around a corner. Real, real hard squint.

Plus, you know, when there's a tracking device in your brain...

I worked at a game store when the first Sims came out, and we had it installed on our LAN in the back. We took perverse pleasure in inviting co-workers' Sims over and killing them. The pool trick was usually the most entertaining. but I also enjoyed, "Oh, the couch is on fire? SIT BACK DOWN!"

Shhhh...I need my dreams!

That's not even $3000! That means it can happen!

Because...um...I guess that's the monetary threshold for reality?

If there had been something like this when I had my 1st-gen xB...yeah, I'd be institutionalized right alongside you.

And at the bottom of my screen: a Porsche ad. Of course.

Well I'm glad I'm not the only one who came to debate the type of animal involved.

So...what exactly were they trying to do here? Is there any possible explanation—not necessarily a rational one—or any way in which this is this represents the successful realization of some "idea"?

You mean this? http://shop.lego.com/en-US/Benny-s-…

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"If dinosaurs were proven to be a hoax, I would just go right ahead and kill myself to prevent the ensuing, reinvigorated debates over evolution, geocentrism, and everything else. I don't wanna be around for that."