octopus--disqus
Octopus
octopus--disqus

@avclub-fdd08c99916b5c8cbf1d1dd364ab229c:disqus  An excellent address?  Is that a fat joke?

@avclub-fdd08c99916b5c8cbf1d1dd364ab229c:disqus  An excellent address?  Is that a fat joke?

@drdarke:disqus (AVClub Comments) says, "It blows…"

@drdarke:disqus (AVClub Comments) says, "It blows…"

@avclub-d1247139f201f957c314d5c00cfe76ea:disqus Sauerkraut farts are the #1 killer of domestic cats?  Huh!

@avclub-d1247139f201f957c314d5c00cfe76ea:disqus Sauerkraut farts are the #1 killer of domestic cats?  Huh!

Following the mention of Jacqueline Bisset's wet t-shirt, my brain was rendered incapable of seeing the word "titles" as anything other than "titties."

Following the mention of Jacqueline Bisset's wet t-shirt, my brain was rendered incapable of seeing the word "titles" as anything other than "titties."

Hate to be an Internet guy, but I want to know who wrote that, so I can take his or her opinions with a big chunk of salt in the future.  I found _Taken_ watchable, for the most part — I can even imagine a person enjoying it — but it was in no way exceptional, either in the hyperbolic or literal meaning of the word.

You could combine writing about pop culture with pretending; you could change your name to Leonard.

Q: What is a cumberbatch?
A: Same as a cumberbund, but worn slightly lower.

Yeah, agreed.

I foresee a return of Gellar at the end of the season, fully not explained.  We'll see him watching from his car as Deb holds a press conference, then he'll wink at the camera and drive away, or something equally idiotic and nonsensical.

"Let's split up. I'll check the basement."

Keeping with the theme, maybe "car-crash moments": the need to stop listening is so imperative that you absolutely must change the station immediately, and the fact that you're sliding down an icy mountain road in a whiteout simply has no bearing on the matter.

^ what he said.

I only regret that I have but one like to give…

Reading comments here helps me know my place.  Enough poorly-reasoned, ignorant comments to permit me to nurse a mild feeling of mental superiority; enough insightful and occasionally eye-opening comments to remind me I ain't all that, either.

Gus walks out of the destroyed room: "Come on, that's really pushing it.  There's no way you can expect me to believe he could…"

“Not many people ever saw me whole," Eliza Doolittle said regretfully.