I read that, my brain hears "Barf-ly": "Mom, Barfly threw up on the rug again!"

I read "horse," and I think I'm sticking with that.

I heard he spent a few years dead for tax reasons.

I can tell that's not a real onion, my friend…

Up-voted for avatar/previous-comment synergy. (And it is a nice hat.)

So true. Especially "amusing" because Marah took great pains to call out the original joke as unfunny and hamfisted and OMG can you believe someone made this mash-up image, how lame!

Hands up if you mentally vocalized that as "com-pu-ters."

That phrase in the review rubbed me wrong, as though making a "clone" is (or would be) "better" than creating "a successor," so I'm glad to read this.

"Bow saw," not "bone saw."

Much as the Federal Bureau of Investigation confusingly shares an abbreviation with Flowers By Irene.

archive.org - http://tinyurl.com/nnkzkeg

Peter Jackson has Lucasized right before our eyes.

I expect they'll show more cracks on Showtime.

Thou art confused?

> MUST CLEAN MIND

The responsibility of the rightsholders is on the right shoulders.

I'm a moron #1: I read "…the episode that gave me AIDS" (yes, seriously).
I'm a moron #2: After that, I wondered for 30 seconds what "AHS" stood for.

Yes, with a misplaced apostrophe that it holds in its beak.

No offense to vaginas intended: some of my best friends are vaginas.

I read that as "Vaginism", and — yeah, I'll just pretend that's what it says.