A significant amount of their time is spent numbering AV Clubbers' balls.

God damn it!

I was going to say that it would be a whole different thing if we had the technology to display maybe 15° of information off-axis, in two axes… how no-one would be seeing the exact same movie as you were… and then I thought about how incredibly fucking annoying it would be to sit in _that_ theater.  Thank you, never…

I agree wholeheartedly.

I agree wholeheartedly.

HOW'S MY RECAPPING?  CALL 1-800-GET-FUCT.

Does it, though?  I think it's (or "thought it was") ambiguous.

Not just a beautiful young girl, a beautiful young white girl.  Horrors!

Or buttsex.

One of the minor pluses of having a shit metabolism growing up (that is: being fat and tired all the time) comes when your thin-and-energetic-friends-who-eat-everything start hitting their mid-30s/early 40s.

This is as stupid a place as any to air a long-standing (priapismic?) grievance.

I'm having a hard time seeing the downside of any of that.

Little help?  That's subtly tragic.

Twelve comments in, not even a nibble on "…Cole and her organ…"

"…we chatted for 20 minutes, a little before his career exploded."

Have to like a person who makes time for sonnets AND sharks.

I once had two back-to-back Fs in a week.

Hopefully, Hollywood gets around to remaking The Crying Game in 3D.  Could also do 3D googly eyes in the reaction shot.  Respective boi-oi-oi-oing! and aoooooogah! sound effects optional, but recommended.

You assume he's not looking for single-owner tits/cock.