Wrong. B8.5 is clearly the best looking generation.

Backup cameras are mandated by law.

I feel strangely compelled to buy a lot of these to help Subaru justify the expense.

You know, the thing about Ivanka, she’s got lifeless eyes. Black eyes, like a doll's eyes. When she comes at ya, doesn’t seem to be livin’ until she gets on that Air Force jet and those black eyes roll over wide.

That must have required a lot of overnight parts from Japan.

I live in the center of the largest Amish community in the world. There are rough 40K of them in the hood, here is south central PA. If you think that they are anything but some of the most savvy and successful business people anywhere, you haven’t been paying attention. I have neighbors that own huge, extremely…

Tom, you’re the best thing about Jalopnik

4th Gear: VAG Fails The Smell Test Again 

1 if by run, pick 6 if by air.

I think technically, this is Becky with the Bad Hair.

Bruh, you don’t put it there

Did they make it more...mechanically sound?

Hello duh. Next you’ll be telling us the C63 AMG is the ultimate Mercedes-Benz waggy right now.

A 33 year-old man dating a 16 year-old high school sophomore....

I do believe that’s the first time I’ve heard the words, “Melo made a great pass.”

It’s the typical American paradigm: lots of power you barely use, and when you do use it you’re really bad at it, but must show off to everyone else how much of it you have.

Coordinating something like that required some impressive Acura-cy.