I feel like me and LeBron are kindred spirits. Sure I’m a white guy that’s horrible at basketball, has a net worth of maybe 4 digits, and I’ve never had racist shit spray painted on my house... But our hair... Our hair’s leaving us. Text me if you need a drinking buddy LeBron, I didn’t win a championship this year…

I just want these people to explain why they want so badly to dress a 13 year old girl in a bikini.

Randy Moss is going to be one of those guys remembered so much more reverently than he was ever treated as a player. All those NFL-watercarrying shitheads both in the press and in NFL front offices who vilified him will act like “it was nothing personal” and they never had any real animosity for him. It won’t be…

“Character issues.”

My faith in the jury system cratered during the Bundy trial. There’s no way a random sample of 12 Americans is not going to end up with at least 1 or more stubborn idiots who are going to cast their ballot based on what color the defendant’s tie was or how attractive they find the prosecuting attorney, let along…

Who doesn’t miss Dennis Green.

Oh, boy, the Fyre Festival of urban housing.

The only thing Steve Harvey is good for is making me miss Bernie Mac.

It’s sad to think Newt has nothing better to do. Doesn’t he have a wife, who’s dying of cancer, he has to serve divorce papers on, or something?

If we ever had a Designated Survivor-type disaster that elevated a cabinet member to the presidency, I believe DeVos is the only one who would be guaranteed to actually be more incompetent than Trump. Which of course means she would be the survivor ...

Having a head of health and human services say “everyone dies of something” is absurd and flies in the face of the whole job.

+1 vote in the igneous college

Rick Snyder sez he’s not suspending any of his people that have been charged which makes me wonder....why hasn’t Rick Snyder not been charged/suspended, yet?

whatever. She still won the popular slope.

This is good news. I would also like to see them charged for battery or something like that for all of the kids poisoned, but I guess that would be harder to quantify.

Police shootings of black people are lynching 2.0.

Okay but can we also talk about him getting a mandatory sentence of 19 years for stealing a cell phone? Like in what world is that a proportional punishment?

God damn it, the director of ICE should be the first one to know that entering the country without papers is a civil violation, not a criminal one.

The fact that she was lucid and cogent 10% of the time while on Fox News placed her so far ahead of the curve there that it got “centrists” all excited that she was some sort of figure who could unite both sides of the political divide. This shows why grading on a curve in real life is a terrible idea.