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North Korea is now threatening to sue the US government for copyright infringement.

I find this totally disrespectful and dishonoring of the position of the president

good god we need an end to religion.

This is what Pence wants America to be like.

“There’s no way any of us can excuse what the president did yesterday. For him to walk out there in dark skin. It’s simply an outrage. There’s no excuse for the president not to be white at all times.”

This and Dijon-gate are my two favorite Obama scandals.

Man Who Hit Balls For A Living Doesn’t Want Men To Hit Balls For Fun.

Wow, that sounds inviting: St. Louis in the dead of summer, Lance Berkman, and a stadium full of passionate Christians.

I could not be happier that you brought up that old cereal sketch. I tried to explain it to someone without readily-available internet, and I just sounded like a crazy person.

Most problematic was the unusual control that the author,

Does this mean I’m going to run into that insufferable twat Ned trying to sell me insurance AGAIN today? Oh well, at least I’ll learn how to do ice sculptures,

I too, am offended. Julius Caesar, whatever his faults, was a man of talent, ability, intelligence, and skill. Trump shares none of these. To portray Caesar as Trump is an insult. 

The behavior that will most likely change is her being included on group chats like this.

It’s really sad there’s ‘economic anxiety’ even in teenagers in Palidsades, CA. Or, is this a situation where I just don’t have a sense of humor? But does this mean I’m not spending enough time paying attention to black on black crime? Or, should I be directing my anger at Obama for causing all this racism? It’s so

Honestly, the exact parallels between the Comey thing and his lifelong pattern of sexual harassment makes it pretty clear that Trump is a serial predator. He corners Comey alone. Comey has “a bad feeling about his character.” He whispers in his ear about how much he’s looking forward to working with him. And when

From the navel up, the only physiological difference they care about between men and women is that women have larger mammary tissue to house the biological foundation for nourishing infants. Sexualizing that is gross. Yes, I understand that this is 2017 and women’s breasts have been seen as sexual organs forever, but

This one time, I had a boss who invited me out to lunch. When I got there, I realized I was the only invitee. He put his hand on my leg and said, “I hope we are going to have a great working relationship.”

And for this guy, as a politician, to then go back and write a memo: ‘Oh, I felt threatened.’ He felt so threatened — but he didn’t do anything.”

“the current president of the Electoral College of the United States.”