Well, that could have been brought to our attention yesterday vs 6 hours after we got dressed today.

This month we celebrate and honor the #LGBTQ community.

I don’t understand why no one is pressing the administration on their justification for the ban in the first place: they need 90 days of ban to “get everything figured out”.

Even more insult, it’s just within 1-2 generations since the city got our skyline to be discernable from all the factory smog, our rivers unpoisoned, and literally was the site of the deadliest air pollution incident in US history.

Bruh, Twitter isn’t winning shit except a popularity contest with a grand prize of zero profit.

Wow, look at how supreme those white people are. Truly a shining example of evolution at its peak.

I want us to pass a law where the next Democratic president after Trump has to keep Spicer on as press secretary for 6 months. Not because he’s good at his job or anything but i just want to see how he reacts to having a competent boss for a change. I give it 10-1 odds that all he does is sob uncontrollably in front…

A few years ago I was sexually assaulted on the CTA in Chicago. Some heroic passengers tackled him and held him there for the police. The responding police officer - while taking my statement - started hitting on me and asking me out. Right after an assault. He took me to the police station, and sat me in a very…

How much vetting did they really need to do, though? Isn’t that like, the new standard issue white supremacist douche haircut?

Once upon a time, I was a writer for FoxSports.com. I covered the owners meeting at the Breakers. I was the noobiest of noobs. And a guy named John Clayton could not have been a kinder, more compassionate soul to me. I’ll always remember him taking pity and giving me guidance that I had no business getting at that…

They’re betting the under.

She could be the Ronnie Dobbs of passing out at public events.

Came here to say this. I’m older than him, and I’m pretty sure if he and I stood next to each other, people would ask me if that was my father.

After being voted out of the mock city council, Miller threw a tantrum, flipping over a table and shouting ‘You can’t do this to me!!!

What about the greatest romance book of all time, Pounded in My Butt By My Book, “Pounded in the Butt By My Own Butt”?

If I hear one fucking yinzer fuck on about how Nashville didn’t win this game because they aren’t Cup “battle tested” i’m going to punch that person right in the fucking zubaz. Nashville dominated the fucking game. Pittsburgh won because of a huge horseshoe up their fucking asses.

Texas could be more Texas, but they struggle with higher forms of math.

Tiger Woods, Florida Man.

Talk about a real bust in the Chappelle Show racial draft. First overall.