As a side note, I wish Australia was more like this. Because we have a whole lot of fuckwits in politics misrepresenting us too.

I usually hate racing in a circle, but today i kinda like it. Theres at least one good red necks there today.

I think she missed the point of Archie Bunker’s character.

The measure’s lead sponsor, state Sen. Gerald Allen, a Republican, said that the “political correctness” sweeping the nation has to stop.

I don’t know why they need those monuments when they’ve got their very own live, walking, talking monument to the confederacy heading up the Department of Justice in DC.

I’m 100% serious when I say that is the most spot-on observation about anything sports-related I’ve seen all week. You should probably raise the Insight stat on your character sheet to more accurately reflect your actual capabilities— a +1 should probably do it.

That’s the kind of call you see in a little league game right after the umpire comes back from an intensive weekend-long training course and wants to prove to everyone he knows all the rules now. Horrible.

Let’s not forget that Obama didn’t, and this is an idiotic red herring tossed out by simpletons who don’t understand how things actually work. Congrats on outing yourself.

werewolves are normal ass dudes except one night a month they gotta sleep outside. it’s almost boring.

Gee, I wonder if the dude who she had sex with was banned as well?

Not but seriously I’m so confused.

Is this that guy that Garth Brooks pretended to be on that one album?

They probably know some real cool stuff that you’ve never even heard of.

but shouldn’t the ref have jumped in and stopped it

This is the sort of hard hitting journalism I come to Jalopnik for.

BRAVO

*PS - Go Alonso! Rooting for him this weekend.

I wouldn’t fuck a vampire, but imagine how much fun 69ing this guy would be...

Then change the photo. I’d have sex with Kate Beckinsale under almost any circumstance I can think of, and many that I have not.

Counterargument.

What about a ghost? How was this article not published as a ranking of supernatural creatures by propensity-to-bone?