Same. Although I guess kudos to Anchorman, for framing it in such a way that says “you’re a complete idiot if you think that’s a real thing”.

This is why Betsy DeVos will ensure that menstruating girls will no longer be allowed in the classroom.

You’re surprised to learn this? You helped write the bill!!

I like that they called it what it was without buzzwords. It wasn’t the “what unknown paradigm shifts could undermine our targetted branding” or something.

Is that a rhetorical question?

I hate this idea that parents always know what’s best- just because your a parent doesn’t make you an expert on education or healthcare. The same argument comes into vaccination discussions too. Experts and researchers sometimes know more than you, parents!

I got in a long Facebook argument with a stranger over this (it was midnight and I couldn’t sleep, Facebook arguments are my ambien) who said DeVos didn’t do anything wrong because now FINALLY parents have a choice where they send their kids to school, like that’s not already a thing that is allowable. I explained…

A million dollars a year for every year imprisoned will be a good start.

It’s the GOP motto: “E Pluribus I GOT MINE, FUCK YOU!”

For a moment there, I thought Plaxico Burress found a new profession.

We’d really waste less time if we simply required Kislyak to note all of the American politicians with whom he has met. All on one list, yo!

Oglaf mentioned this too in “Dimorphism”. NSFW btw

Single Prayer Healthcare.

Spicer is a devout Catholic.

EXACTLY my expression writing this.

I hate Annie Leibovitz and her ugly and boring brown filters. But will buy this VF - I’ll hunt down one with Carrie on the cover.