Dear Paradox,

I was so happy when I saw this was on Netflix a few weeks ago. I think I’m going to watch it again tonight.

All of the BWW events are also in (based on the 3 out of 5 I’ve been to) shitty suburbs at least an inconvenient hour away from cities you’d actually want to go to. They couldn’t find a cheap enough venue inside LA or Atlanta proper? Seriously, ask Mike Fahey how that Marietta, GA event is going to play out.

Thank you.

Now that I think about it, a giant freaky maze is the next logical evolution to the escape the room. You could find a big abandoned warehouse and make a complicated multi-floor maze with puzzles that changes monthly. It would probably be a great way to utilize haunted house spaces during the off-season.

sounds about white, doesn’t it?

Adam & Eve. Which one was black, which one was white, and which one was Asain?

Nick & Griffin over at Polygon did a really great bit on this over on their podcast.

The score is so spot on I had to check to see if Vangelis had composed it or not. I’m really creeped out by Ryan Gossling’s constant dead eye stare though.

All y’all need Buddha.

I’ll admit that most team relocations are bullshit, but there were like 5 people showing up to Expo games at the end there.

Researcher for a modern Op-Ed writer has to be one of the cushiest gigs going right now. I wonder if Peggy Noonan needs someone to Google stuff for her?

Okay, yeah, I know interpreting is generative; I don’t disagree with that. What my question is, what the fuck are all these influencers interpreting? Like, what the fuck are you even doing with all this free time? I’ve been pulling down a lot of overtime recently, but I’ve still managed to go out here and there and…

I’m not sure that’s technologically feasable without developing a whole new audio protocol and even then Vive’s Room Scale mode would probably make the calculations incredibly complex.

Great news! I’m very pumped for Darksiders III.

I was starting to get a bit hungry, but hearing all those upset Boston fans was such a great snack.

I’m not sure what either of these teams thinks they are doing. Game 2 featured some really great setups for Washington where they could have made great shots, and they aimed for center mass on Fluery. Just a whole world of opprotunity and they bounce a shot right off his chest and then there’s no one around to even…

Only if you’re a shitty person because God predestined you to be a shitty person because God knew you would be a shitty person and so you deserve what you get.

It starts out incredibly strong, and then it falls more and more in love with its own bullshit until you don’t even know what you’re watching anymore. The first season is like Evangellion. The second season is like... well try to imagine a second season of Evangellion.

What was the last point & click adventure game that justified its own existence?