Yeah, it’s the J.J. Abrams Defense.

Elite Dangerous is having some sort of community event Saturday (4/29) that I’m going to check out. If you have VR and a Steam controller, it’s as close as you can get to living the dream right now. There is apparently some community drama over Frontier’s lack of transparency with their API support that has caused the…

Can we talk about how in the video they’re developing by lamplight in what appears to be a century old brick warehouse? I got a real Garth Marenghi vibe from this dude and I can’t tell if it was intended parody or not.

“I was frustrated that when we tried to demo the game at shows, we’d often be placed away from where kids might see it,” he says. “And that’s kinda weird, right? We have all these games about people killing each other, but you can’t show an ASCII game about sexual curiosity.”

Yeah, you’re still an idiot.

It’s close enough for the Monkey’s Paw that is American Capitalism.

Welcome to the à la carte cable programming that people have been asking for.

Why not both?

Why are they announcing DLC characters when they haven’t even released the full regular roster yet? The known roster is the smallest of all the Marvel vs Capcom games going the whole way back to Marvel vs Street Fighter.

In my humble opinion, Ned, for all of his wonderful qualities, never had any notion of the bigger picture. I really just think that he was keeping Jon safe because he loved his family and people in general. I think he would have kept Jon safe if he was only a Targaryen. See how he was willing to let Dany go. I think…

There’s only so much from the initial article he referenced that he can copy before running aground of plagiarism, but if you skip down to the bottom, it covers that.

This argument is a logical fallacy. Yes, it’s two different items in the tax code, but you are still only being effectively taxed less than once. The capital gains tax only taxes capital gains, not principal; hence the name. So no individual dollar has been taxed more than once.

The Question

The USS Millicent Kent is a big woman and she makes a lot of noise and that’s okay.

Jim Troeltsch is still just lurking around the lower rungs of the Pro Tennis circuit just trying to get that break into sportscasting.

I sometimes sing into my roommate’s hairbrush because buying my own would require effort.

These people genuinely terrify me. I am seriously convinced that the majority of these “people” on these home & garden shows are fucking pod-people or something. Look at those eyes and the teeth and the... EVERYTHING man! Fuck. I have had nightmares about being abducted by The Property Brothers and being replaced by a…

Y’know if anyone can take it, it’s probably Steve Ballmer. I think Jeff Ross and Andrew Dice Clay could probably tag-team Steve Ballmer to his face and he would probably love it.

Thank you for doing God’s work.

I saw this floating around the Interwebs.