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I have to respect him for not doing that. I don’t want the NHL to start acting like some of those European soccer leagues where they keel over every time someone farts in their general direction to try and draw a card. Tons of respect for the guy, especially for getting back in the game in the next period after they

Pushing the other guys stick to make him own-goal. Delicious.

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Ladies and gentlemen, your 2017 Washington Choke-Artists. It took the winner of the President’s Trophy over 40 shots to get 3 goals on a wild card team that made the playoffs by one point. In Game 1! If they keep this up, Lifetime is going to make a squeal to The Choking Game.

I got a minute in and I heard some nonsense about how all women claim to be good a Mario Kart 64.

This makes so much more sense now.

Does it bother anyone else that the Chiss have irises now? I know it’s a minute detail, but it’s still weird.

Also, I would like to point out that the moral of the Icaras parable is not to reach beyond one’s limitations, but not to lose sight of one’s goals. Icaras mistook flight for freedom, when freedom was truely the distant shore.

I think discussing it is breaking kayfabe, but the NBA really only enforces the rules when the violation is untelegenic.

This is clearly not a person with great on the spot decision making skills.

This mouthbreether doesn’t own a tan jacket? I know brown isn’t in right now but you’re a goddamn billionare; you don’t have a single sandstone blazer in the black of the closet somewhere? You only packed a navy suit to go to IRAQ? What a dumbfuck.

Yes, which is why I’m so glad that conservitives are protecting the rugged individualism of all of the cisgendered heterosexual people that think just like them from the power of the state that they control with a majority share.

This woman’s name is Jennifer. I may have met her before; I can’t be certain because there a million blonde white chicks that look exactly like this in Pittsburgh, and they are all named Jennifer.

Shame is for people that still have the ability to feel.

I coulda swore I watched this movie already.

You know how every office has a couple of those people that save every last packet of duck sauce they don’t use in a desk drawer? If you have someone that has been at your company for over 20 years, you might be able to find a packet or two in the back and put it on ebay.

I got 2 minutes in and the only explination that I came up with is that this guy did not know he was having this interview that day. I mean there’s being unprepared, but this sounds like he’s just putting the thoughts together in his head for the first time. People that end up in those ambush news pieces where a whole

That’s kinda why I purposefully phrased it as an “inherent difficulty” rather than “general inability”. I also think that calling Paul Ryan a sociopath is a disservice to sociopaths. I think Paul Ryan is just exceptional in being your garden variety jagoff but in a clinically pathological manner.