One of the great things about the original The Secret World was that there was no class selection. Everyone had access to all skill trees all the time and you threw points at them. That’s what I want in an MMO. Now if only the factions were fluid.

It’s as if they’re trying to have the tone of the game match the tone of the community instead of the other way around.

I suspect that Maxine Waters has way too much to do to come down to Bill’s level so why don’t we:

I just finished a book by John Darnierlle of The Mountain Goats, so it was really nice to have this feel good thing to bring me back from that a little; thanks.

Why wasn’t this originally offered as a solution to all the people that live in nowhere towns built around a dead textile plant?

Sean Spicer on healthcare: “I think if you’re an older man you can generally say that you’re not going to need maternity care.”

Yeah, I was rolling through this, taking it in as the usual newsrag fluff, but then I got to #12 which opens “Kasich’s moderation”and that’s when I realized that I was dealing prescription strength bullshit.

Get bent.

Hmm... I wonder how effective this would be in supplementing my attempt to learn French.

I don’t remember who it was, but that time some dude produced a phone and called his mom from the end zone? That was awesome. That was fun. I mean I don’t watch hockey just for the fights, but I wouldn’t watch hockey if there wasn’t fights if you catch my drift.

5 seems slim and 10 seems excessive. I think 7 is a happy medium.

Wine in a Box all the way!

Every time I see the phrase “Hungarian nationalist” I’m just like, “okay”.

Obv yes.

There are rare drops in a Zelda game...?

Remember when as a child you would closely watch the demo on an arcade machine hoping that it would do more, just trying to suck as much entertainment as you could out of those brief seconds because your cheap-ass parents were never going to give you any quarters? That’s how I watched that gif at the top.

It’s a cool game, but I’m not going to put more thought into it than the developers have.

Yeah, I know that feeling. I’ve been trying to find this DOS math game where you did algebra crosswords against slime aliens for just as long.

Castle of the Winds I/II also tended to spawn a lot of windows from my recollection.

Listen, if you are poor and want good healthcare, just join the armed services that the Republicans love so much. Oh wait...