I can’t find it, but there is a Parks & Rec DVD bonus clip where Perd Hapley is reviewing movies and says, “It felt like a biography of my life. Blue Velvet gets 5 stars.” That’s pretty much how I feel about Donnie Darko.

Right, I mean it’s pretty easy dumping a body off the side of a boat. Grand scheme of things, you have better than an 50/50 chance of getting away with it.

The practice undermines decades of work by the Los Angeles Police Department to build trust

It’s the frankenstined remains of another canceled game! It’s the scraps from the cutting room floor! It is by definition incomplete. It is soul food made from chitlins; it is not a part of this balanced breakfast.

Yeah, those aren’t whole games either, and not just because they don’t have a campaign. TF2 had like 3 maps when it launched. LoL had, what, 2?

One: Chess and Go are games, but they ain’t awarding Fields Medals for fundamental algebra these days. Mahjong is a great game, but I don’t see Mahjong Pretty Girls Battle: School Girls Edition being nominated for anything. http://store.steampowered.com/app/379960/

What they clearly wanted was to put all of the plot and characterization that they use to sell the product in a separate box from the gameplay so that they didn’t have to bother as much. So mission accomplished.

No, Doom or Civ VI. Not that Overwatch isn’t good, it’s just not a whole enough game to be considered for GoTY.

Freedom is a subjective human concept, not a Universally mandated suicide pact. 

Damn, I’m getting old.

My memories of the game:

Apparently, yes.

Real talk: Hearthstone is a lackluster replacement for the original WoW TCG.

Audiobooks allow me to squander all of my free time playing video games while also maintaining my intellectual elitism. I was just playing DOOM while listening to Infinite Jest. The symbolism is not lost on me.

Bullshit.

Somebody please throw Veep!, Scandal, The West Wing, and That’s My Bush in a blender and make it about this administration. Heavy drinking just isn’t going to be enough to get through this day to day.

If this were a word problem about 9/11, there would be a Congressional Inquiry.

I highly recommend this shirt which I wear when I’m not wearing my Notorious RBG shirt. Profits generated by the shirt go to the Grace Hopper Celebration scholarship.

This is going to seem like a crazy idea, but what if we stopped putting people that jack-off to the Old-Testament in charge of things?

I don’t know why I thought that white supremacists would be smarter than this, but I honestly thought that they would be smarter than this. Wow...