I just finished a book by John Darnierlle of The Mountain Goats, so it was really nice to have this feel good thing to bring me back from that a little; thanks.

Why wasn’t this originally offered as a solution to all the people that live in nowhere towns built around a dead textile plant?

Sean Spicer on healthcare: “I think if you’re an older man you can generally say that you’re not going to need maternity care.”

Yeah, I was rolling through this, taking it in as the usual newsrag fluff, but then I got to #12 which opens “Kasich’s moderation”and that’s when I realized that I was dealing prescription strength bullshit.

His head and his legs were at opposite ends of the rotational axis. That means blood was pooling in his feet and his brain away from his heart. So if by real damage, you mean killing him on the spot? Yeah, he got away lucky.

Allow me to take a small break from being abrasive and edgy to do the goddamn Dance of Joy. There is actual movement in my black and dead heart right now.

It really shows in the trailer

Get bent.

Hmm... I wonder how effective this would be in supplementing my attempt to learn French.

I don’t remember who it was, but that time some dude produced a phone and called his mom from the end zone? That was awesome. That was fun. I mean I don’t watch hockey just for the fights, but I wouldn’t watch hockey if there wasn’t fights if you catch my drift.

5 seems slim and 10 seems excessive. I think 7 is a happy medium.

Yeah, but also that “chicanery” as it were was about what to do about the guy that didn’t pay Democratic Party dues or do fundrasing for the Democratic Party. You can’t really fault them for being in their own self interest in that regard.

Wine in a Box all the way!

Windows 10 has asked me to ask Cortana about Star Wars: Rogue One, Valentines Day, and the new Coldplay album. This bullshit is here to stay.

Every time I see the phrase “Hungarian nationalist” I’m just like, “okay”.

Obv yes.

Right? I’ve spent the 30 minutes looking for that Preacher (or at least I think it’s Preacher) comic where he asks the white supremacist why all white supremacists are ugly no necks, or something to that effect.

There are rare drops in a Zelda game...?

Remember when as a child you would closely watch the demo on an arcade machine hoping that it would do more, just trying to suck as much entertainment as you could out of those brief seconds because your cheap-ass parents were never going to give you any quarters? That’s how I watched that gif at the top.

It’s a cool game, but I’m not going to put more thought into it than the developers have.