Well, the Telecoms don’t technically own these ass-hats. It’s more of like one of those time-share situations with Petroleum and Pharmaceuticals splitting the difference.

Yeah, I know that feeling. I’ve been trying to find this DOS math game where you did algebra crosswords against slime aliens for just as long.

Castle of the Winds I/II also tended to spawn a lot of windows from my recollection.

No, this is objectively a bad idea.

Listen, if you are poor and want good healthcare, just join the armed services that the Republicans love so much. Oh wait...

I can’t find it, but there is a Parks & Rec DVD bonus clip where Perd Hapley is reviewing movies and says, “It felt like a biography of my life. Blue Velvet gets 5 stars.” That’s pretty much how I feel about Donnie Darko.

I want to find something wrong with this, because apparently we’re not allowed to have nice things, but I got nothing.

Let’s put an end to the myth that Reagan was a great thinker. He, like a startling number of our leaders, is of the same archetype of Chance from Being There. He was a schmuck in a suit who’s only redeeming quality was that he was not smart enough to be constantly aware of the magnitude of the world around him to be…

Right, I mean it’s pretty easy dumping a body off the side of a boat. Grand scheme of things, you have better than an 50/50 chance of getting away with it.

The practice undermines decades of work by the Los Angeles Police Department to build trust

It’s the frankenstined remains of another canceled game! It’s the scraps from the cutting room floor! It is by definition incomplete. It is soul food made from chitlins; it is not a part of this balanced breakfast.

Yeah, those aren’t whole games either, and not just because they don’t have a campaign. TF2 had like 3 maps when it launched. LoL had, what, 2?

One: Chess and Go are games, but they ain’t awarding Fields Medals for fundamental algebra these days. Mahjong is a great game, but I don’t see Mahjong Pretty Girls Battle: School Girls Edition being nominated for anything. http://store.steampowered.com/app/379960/

What they clearly wanted was to put all of the plot and characterization that they use to sell the product in a separate box from the gameplay so that they didn’t have to bother as much. So mission accomplished.

No, Doom or Civ VI. Not that Overwatch isn’t good, it’s just not a whole enough game to be considered for GoTY.

Freedom is a subjective human concept, not a Universally mandated suicide pact. 

Damn, I’m getting old.

Why does “why” matter? It just is bro.

My memories of the game:

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