I do make a mean punch. It involves setting the whole punch bowl on fire.

The way I see it, it took the Titanic about 2.5 hours to sink. That’s enough time for two cigars, three shags, and many stiff drinks if you manage your time well. We’re on a cosmic version of the Titanic. This sucker was always going down, well before Trump. This ride ends in your death and then capitol “V” Void.

Better idea: High-treason is already a capitol offense. Corruption of public office is high-treason, so vigorously prosecute it.

You know those studies that show that men of all ages prefer women around 19-22ish and women prefer men closer to their own age? I look at her and I ask you men, her? Really?

Somehow though, leveling isn’t the tedious part in FF14. For me this would be paying to skip the annoying un-skippable story quests to unlock content. In FF14, there are so many quests that only involve going to different towns and talking to people that you can easily go an hour without actually involving gameplay.

So it’s the color of kale infused liquidy diarrhea? Yeah, that sounds like 2016.

I just finished his memoir over the weekend. It was amazing.

I’m sitting on about three boxes worth of scythers on Pokemon Y right now to give out for Christmas. I would hatch more but Sun/Moon wonder trade doesn’t cross over with X/Y and scyther isn’t in Sun/Moon even though he’s the best pokemon ever.

Everything I know about St. Louis, I’ve learned from a series of smutty supernatural romance novels.

Yeah, it’s stupid, but my reaction to the ending was visceral none the less.

LOL! School Days

Willstrop’s mighty scream was a bit off.

Brexit

To be so lucky as to have an existential crisis of that magnitude be that brief.

It was a TST meeting and it was a creepy sausage party.

I scoped out my local chapter by just happening to be at the bar they congregate at for their monthly get-together. It’s mostly beardy e-cig trenchcoat types that are just as edgy as their MRA counterparts while only marginally woke.

My brain is having a hard time accepting that FFXV and The Last Guardian aren’t vaporware. Prey 2 is allegedly right around the corner too. Half-Life 3 confirmed?

I’m freaking out right now.

Danganronpa 2, Marvel Ultimate Alliance 1&2, Dead Rising Original, Civ. VI, maybe finally take the dive on Crusader Kings 2.

0.084%? Really? You get that drunk just by breathing the air in Pittsburgh. Most yinzers maintain an even 0.1% just to operate on a daily basis.