“Abortion is a constitutional right”

Clearly the work of someone that wishes that they were creative enough to name their kids something along the lines of “Dweezel” or “Moon Unit” but isn’t.

I did no kill no alarm run on the hardest setting for Deus Ex: Human Revolution. That was so cathartic when I finally beat that.

And what I’m saying is that I have watched it and that I don’t know what I’m looking for because I don’t understand the jokes, so I can’t make an informed opinion. Is there someone that can explain it?

Is there some place that has a breakdown of this show and whatever is actually problematic about it? I watched a clip and I just didn’t get it. Some guy said “David Duke” once but it wasn’t in any context that I could discern. This isn’t me just asking questions; I want more facts about their alleged racism so I know…

If her songwriting talents are any indication, this book should be a great read. This CD has been in my car stereo since the election.

Less sex than usual and it’s less fulfilling now. There’s just a malaise around the apartment now.

Second one looks like a penis.

So the NCAA has two teams not from New York play in Madison Square Garden on a Tuesday, but they are amateur college students? Please tell me anyone else who has ever performed Madison Square Garden and has not been paid for it.

Letting things go and having a short attention span are two totally different qualities.

It’s funny how in the course of a year, you can go from being totally against the death penalty to having people like Art Briles getting on their knees and taking two to the back of the head.

The only reason I’m thinking of getting a PS4 is because I want to play FF XV. What is the likeliness of FF XV getting quickly ported to PC so I don’t have to bother?

That moment where you realize that your favorite 12-year old Zombie deck is Legacy now.

“Nonetheless, there is an immediate danger to Flint residents.”

White People forcing everyone to adhere to their White Culture is White Supremacy. White people know that Olive Garden isn’t exactly Italian food, but they think it’s close enough. Trump is Olive Garden-esq racism.

Yeah, I want to use Scyther as my unofficial starter, but that’s not available either.

Dragon’s Milk is legit. It’s really great for baking too. I use it to make these chocolate stout cupcakes.

There was a protest planned in my area, but it was called off because a counter-protest was forming and threatening violence. So let me say this right now, if you don’t get pepper-sprayed or tased or what have you in the next four years, you’re not trying hard enough. Bring your raincoats people.

For a more permanent alternative, you may also want to look into Endometrial Ablation aka Uterine Ablation. Most doctors will try to talk you out of it since it’s permanent and you might change your fickle lady brain, but I knew someone who had it done and it was life changing for them.

Also, Mokona.