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Rose: “Well, it was stupid on the face.”

Final Day of the Women’s Flat Track Derby Association’s Interantional 2016 Championships on ESPN 3 today. Viewable on wftda.tv outside the United States.

We’re talking about Harvard, an Ivy League school. They grade against the test, they don’t grade against the curve. You have to at least give them that.

“You rarely see authentic portrayals of [how] people of faith [see themselves].” I fixed it for you.

I’m wearing this shirt today because I kick people when they’re down.

Here’s what the new policy is going to be. No one is going to officially be punished in these situations anymore, it’s just going to take social ostracization to the next level, as cults are wont to do.

Let’s be honest; they’re saying that they’re offering amnesty, but they really mean “amnesty”.

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While we’re at it, the One Punch Man theme song is fucking rad as hell.

Is it me, or does this read like a person that decided to back a political party with the same amount of cognitive diligence that most New Yorkers use to decide if they support the Mets or the Yankees?

On the other side of the coin, you have a lot of fans that have history and are invested in the symbols of the Indians being racist.

Didn’t read the article, didn’t watch the video, but I’m still going to have nightmares about that headline. Fuck man. Just. Ahhhhh!!!!

I was going to post something sarcastic about how the government doesn’t have the money to spend on this when it’s buying fighter jets, bombers, tanks, and aircraft carriers out the wazoo, but let’s talk about CHILDREN who have not committed a crime being detained by a company called CORRECTION Corporations of America

Ah, so this is the dance of someone that has a sweet Pennant ring coming their way that they can sell for rent money and blow.

Rooney’s don’t party. They sit sullenly at a bar drinking and smoking in silence.

Multiplayer-only console games are mostly doomed to fail. I can still play Soldat like I was 13 years-ago because I can host my own server.

This literally made me nauseous. Do not watch if you just had lunch.

How similar is your experience working in sports journalism to Aaron Sorkin’s Sports Night? I love that show and I love your site even though my personal sports consumption for the past year was the last to games of the NHL Finals this year.