It’s baseball games like this that make me understand the dissonance between why Captain Sisko was so into baseball and why baseball is barely a thing in the 24th Century.

Most of the major e-sport games have what? About a 10-year shelf life? So depending on when you go to college in the cycle you could get 3-6 years where what you learned is still applicable. That probably makes it one of the best degrees you could get actually.

As a Linux user, I see nothing wrong with this.

Civil Right’s Era? Go tear through a Klan rally with a katana.

This just in; today is Monday.

Due to your opening line of, ‘Ted Cruz has no honor,” I read your whole comment in Worf’s voice.

Fuck NBC. A control room full of people heard this conversation 11 years ago. This tape sat around that entire time, people knew about it; NBC conveniently remembered it a week ago and only decided to kinda do something about it because it went public.

This guy looks like he would break a sweat walking from his table to the buffet at Golden Corral. I understand that you can’t just put anyone in charge of something like this, but they couldn’t find one 4x400m relay runner with an MBA for fucks sake?

You seem nice, GameStop clerk, but I’m too old to pretend I’m even considering pre-ordering games from you. Just sell me my thing and let me leave.

As a hard rule, I actively try to repress all memories from the era of the 2nd Bush’s Presidency. I highly recommend it.

These were my frustrations and I have an explanation as to why I think it went wrong. The original Mass Effect was not a AAA title. It only had a budget of $2.7M. Bioshock, by comparison, came out the same year and had a budget of $15M. If you look up the concept art for Mass Effect, you can see that there’s really…

tl;dr Here’s a chart:

Every normal man must be tempted, at times, to spit upon his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats.

Lying to yourself and lying to others are two different skills.

I hate those fucking bears too. I had an ex that got a ring tangled in my ass hair once; we had to cut it out with scissors. It’s too real for me.

“The ultimate goal of that movement is to drive the nation into a wasteland of sexual anarchy that consumes all moral values.”

I’m bemoaning “liberal Catholics” that insist that they’re not like other Catholics then recite The Creed affirming that they are in fact like all other Catholics that believe in only One Church and only One Baptism and everyone else can literally go to Hell.

I confess one Baptism for the forgiveness of sins

Americans have Freedom from Learning; It’s in the The Constitution. You can’t expect them to put effort into things.