To be fair, neither was bobby...

Under Bobby Jindal’s governorship, Louisiana has hacked-n-slashed taxes and relied on “rainy day” funds to keep the state afloat.

If you’re looking for equality, you aren’t gonna find it here. The GOP field is basically a bunch of whack-a-mole puppets getting angry because they’re getting hit in the middle of a game.

Interesting. You learn something new(if you’re right) every day.

Except Billy. Billy hasn’t learned he’s a horrible fucking writer.

On the plus side, he can go comfort himself back at the governor’s mansion, taking solace in his 20% approval rating.

“Is Deez Nutz still available for the nomination?” - RNC Chairman Reince Priebus

How great would it be for the people running one of the debates to just hand the Republican candidates an unlabeled map of the Middle East and tell them to fill in country names? I’d say “and the leaders of those countries” but c’mon.

Ben Carson doesn’t understand foreign policy? Clearly you don’t understand the merits of his proposal to invest in belt buckle technology. #supportourtroops

I truly love watching this dimwit crash and burn.

Yeah, this troll is quite committed to his nonsense. He doesn’t deserve to use Carol in all her badassery as his avatar.

Lying in wait and preparing their response to this, which will consist of the following:

Every life is sacred until it escapes the birth canal!

Don’t bother. S/He was all about defending R Kelly yesterday. It’s mostly about complimenting her/himself as a parent and railing against the court of public opinion. Also being an asshole.

So, having children should only be a luxury afforded to the affluent?

Holy fuck. That is some top notch victim blaming right there.

I too enjoy pricing human beings out of bodily functions.

Jerking off to the thought of denying refugee children entry to America.

The boring lawyer in me is compelled to point out that, if you are going to do either of those things without getting married, you should absolutely find an attorney and speak to them about it. Because holy crap that house thing will screw you over if you break up. Paperwork is boring, but well worth it.

Really? When I was young I thought a year or two of dating would be long enough, but now that I’m officially Over The Hill, I think marrying someone after only knowing/dating them a couple of years is insane.

I didn’t give my husband an ultimatum but I did tell him I refused to call the man I owned a home and a dog with and who I planned on spending the rest of my life with my boyfriend. He should not have the same title as the guy a awkwardly dry humped after junior prom. So I said I didn’t care if we actually legally…