I know when I was working at a restaurant, the customers I always kept the closest eye on were young white men (like 16-24 age range). There were like 5 dine and dashes while I was on shift and saw the people involved, and every single one of them fit that demographic (well, one had like 2 young women and 4 young men).

Kathy Najimy is criminally overlooked. I am obsessed with her in Sister Act.

Bette Midler is obviously a queen, but SJP and Kathy Najimy carried that movie comedy-wise.

A few months back, Open Carry Texas posted this brilliant exchange, wherein the leader of OCT screamed that he felt“threatened” when confronted with an officer holding an AR-15, despite him open carrying one himself. The cognitive dissonance and persecution complex necessary here is astounding.

Look out when these gun idiots feel threatened. They can get away with anything if they’re a lil bit scared.

Thanks... and holy shit, those fuckers. That’s crossing the line to cartoon supervillainy.

I totally see the resemblance. A black woman working for Faux News? Emotionally she must be a hollowed out piece of plastic.

I used to work across the street from this bar :( I’ve never stepped inside. The bars around it were the worst too. Always filled with frat boy assholes with boat shoes and pastel shorts with like whales and shit all over them. The fucking worst. For anyone familiar with Athens, I rarely made it past Lumpkin…

Yet they cling to and shout about the idea that non-Christians lack all morals and behave sinfully. So strange, because I know so many people of so many faiths who manage to NOT achieve the level of asshole so many patriarchal or complementarian Christians seem to seek out.

Wow. Really? So once a parent has children, they aren’t allowed to change careers (or even jobs) at all? I can’t tell if you’re trolling, or you legitimately think that her husband is bad for wanting to become a teacher.

The only thing cold butter is good for is pie crusts. I forget where I learned that trick, but I think it was one of those descrete fine dining tips (I’m one of those people who’s been taught to not bite into a dinner roll, but tear off bite sized pieces and butter those individually. I was once out with some…

I like butter that is defrosted because it’s easier to cut. It goes on the bread smoother.

At some point? I wouldn’t be surprised. There’s a germophobe in my office who bathes in Purell, the moment he gets into the office, and does that whole “take a paper towel to open the door” when he’s in the bathroom, and regularly throws everyone’s food away because he thinks it’s too old. But, he ALWAYS leaves the…

Is this a serious comment? You don’t understand the difference between farting in a restaurant and dressing in a non-puritanical way?

My best friends dad has a friend named Richard. I thought I was really clever by making up the nickname “Bitchard” for him until I learned his last name. the guy's name is for real Dick Bacon

Well, um, Africanized honeybees ARE an actual thing that ARE actually here...

You could have saved yourself a ton of flack if you had read the article above...