Jessica Williams is A GORRAM TREASURE.

Boundaries, people. The only people who should touch my hair are my hair dresser, my husband, my mom (if I’m sick), and friends who i’d be willing to barf in front of.

I never understood people who like touching people’s hair. Especially strangers’ hair. For me, hair is one of those things that I like to look at but I don’t want to touch. I mean, look, no, I don’t want to feel how soft your hair is, thank you. Or braid it either. I find it gross. Yes, I am sure you are a very clean…

please to send me all of these things rn

It’s a legal document. How often do you even read it?

I am so done with Kim Davis and Kentucky clerks. Just do your goddamn job.

i ordered 14 of these chairs for the jez office

all they need to say is ‘stop being such a little shit’ or something like that (as long as the kid can’t read)

not totally sure why, but “the really tiny kids get a wagon” is my absolute favorite part of this article.

That’s not a groomzilla, that’s a fucking terrible human.

I agree with you. I asked my bridesmaids to pick their own dress and just told them what color and asked that it be in the knee length range. Cake smashing is a horrible tradition that should die forever. We will eat our cupcakes in a happy neat way damnit!

No, you’re the majority, but that’s hard to turn into a clickable article.

I had a few opinions on my wedding:

I know it’s getting picky about things, but red banana peppers are real and fairly common.

Man nothing ruins an old racists day like being nice to someone. I work in a bakery in an area with a large middle eastern/indian population. Because of this, we have little displays for non-cracker ass holiday events like little eid al-fitr cakes and a nice spread for diwali. EVERYTIME while we get a slew of happy…

Honestly - tortilla chips + something. But I’ve been to enough restaurants with varied ideas about what chips are that I’d probably check.

“Was that so hard?!”

nope. you’re dumb.

100%.. car people just will never know how true this statement is. When I drive my subaru im very aware of other bikers. It’s nice having a cage around you..

I hope that the irony isn't completely lost on you.