What’s sad is IME men like yourself are the majority.

Got a vicarious one.

This was never really an issue for my mom. We were broke as hell sometimes my mom didn’t eat or she ate cottage cheese. I lived on the broke ass single parent diet hot dogs and mac and cheese from the magic box and Domino’s pizza. (My mom delivered pizza as a 2nd job and back in the day buggered up pizza went to the…

Yeah i have a rule that anything that has the consistency, texture, appearance and smell of puke PRIOR to ingestion is deemed not fit for consumption .

Vomit is a perfectly valid reason to call the game and take the loss.

Yeaaaah clinical terms like orgasm during sexy time is less than hot.

I don’t know if this counts because it’s only attempted sexting

My wife feels your pain. It’s not intentional if that makes a difference...

AHAHAHAHA remember these words when the 4 hour line for forbidden journey has you pondering suicide.

That ride sucked. It was always fucking breaking down.

We don’t want him. Most of our crazy shit comes from trash the other states dumped here.

Seek psychiatric help fruit loop, you’re inventing shit to get butt hurt over.

I...I just...With the...and the... just...can’t even wrap my brain around. ..

Fuck you. Coasties are pretty much in the mix their entire fucking contract assclown. Their ass on the all the time HERE for ACTUAL Americans saving, serving and protecting Americans on American soil.

The goal was winning. The shit brick of a man accomplished that. *shrug*.

Women say it too...It’s still creepy as hell.

I’m a dragon as well, I just use ketchup. No need to be barbaric about these things.

And the damned bag tells you NOT to use the goddamn popcorn button.

Not even close. Pedestrians have the right of way in a crosswalk. That fact will not count one damn bit if some oblivious moron mows that right of way possessing pedestrian down.

My father is a violent felon. I’m pretty damn sure not having him in my home was a damn good idea on my mom’s part.