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It’s pretty telling that nowadays one of the top comments on pretty much every other article is a complaint about the site. Good job, venture capitalist morons!

Damn Steph for inspiring kids to learn how to shoot!

TIL Mark Jackson has a burner

I don’t care how many shots he hits or total points he scores- watching James Harden play basketball just sucks.

My friend, let me tell you about rec league softball.

Every once in a while I like to step back and think about how a bunch of adults playing a game for a living can be such an uptight bunch of pricks.

Hi Barry always love the articles but for the love of god please tell the people in charge that the auto-play videos in the middle of them are ruining this website. 

“Dear Penthouse Forum, I never thought something like this would happen to me, because I am a dog."

You should learn to read.

Heres a only slightly less creepy story from my high school:

Darnold: Shh! Listen! I can hear the ghosts now too.

It’s racist against white people to suggest that the 30% hit their stocks took in 2008-2009 wasn’t the worst suffering anyone withstood in that period.

Right - the guy who along with Peyton Manning was instrumental in getting the rules changed in the first place to allow the QB to have the game ball that they use on offense inflated to the pressure they prefer (within a specified range) couldn’t tell the difference between over inflated and under inflated footballs.

Also (and I’m surprised that nobody has ever thought to say this before) fuck Tom Brady.

He smokes a ton of pot.

All he fucking had to do was say, no, It’s not related to Kraft, It was filmed before that whole Incident came up. Done. Instead he takes being asked a question as an opportunity to try to turn It Into an “unfair media” moment and a legion of asskissers don’t take a second to step back and think about It, but rush to

“as Christians, they relied on God’s direction for daily direction who function after praying on God’s word in scripture. Their decisions weren’t based on man-made background but from thoroughly praying.” And once a path has been decided upon, it wasn’t easily changed. “Brad and Jennifer would say we’ve thoroughly

Fantasy football has very little to do with skill and a lot to do with luck.

I think you mean MAGAnificent asshole.