Man... I mean. Every single instance if the word "joke" in this article needs to be in scare quotes.

WHY ARE “RECENT VIDEOS FROM DEADSPIN” AUTO-PLAYING. MAKE IT STOP. I AM SO FUCKING DONE JESUS FUCKING CHRIST QUIT RUINING DEADSPIN.

You are mother fucking right it did!

Pretty sure Bevo is better off as a mascot, too.

Oh so its funny when they fall off the wagon, but not when I do?

Can we stop with the whole real animals as college mascots thing?

i mean he certainly made a comment, that much is clear

Yep, yet another reason I am on the players side 99.9% of the time when it comes to getting their money, fuck these teams. 

I didn’t know Jim Spanfeller ran baseball too.

My best guess is that we will stop hearing my take shortly before we stop hearing your response.

Sure, still, fuck the Yankees though.

Are there going to be any good QBs left in the league?

And now Putin is doing the same!

No no no no. Part of our jobs as modern workers is pretending that we’re an enlightened society no longer working for food and shelter. We go to our jobs because we want to work. /s

Draymond Green’s a dick-and-balls-kicking asshole but he’s also right a lot of the time. For every can’t miss prospect like LeBron or KD or Zion, there’s a dozen guys every year who have the potential to have long, productive careers in the NBA and never get it because they don’t land in a situation that’ll help them…

Because headgear does not help and may actually make things worse.

While there’s probably no way to make boxing or football safe, banning gloves from boxing and helmets from football would be a start. Both function more or less the same way-they lessen the danger of certain injuries (broken hands and skull fractures,…

It’s always heartening to see the Cardinals lose, but to see them lose like this? Just goes to show there’s still some good in the world.