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And how dare Coach K make me think of him as human!

“Peaceful protest? In America? Not on my watch. That’s not what this country’s about!”

I say passing shot because you’re usually catching someone trying to be aggressive by coming up and just ruining their plans. A well-disguised drop shot is a close second, though. Both fill me with joy when I (somehow) pull them off.

You don’t have to pleat his case for him. He’s a big boy.

Don’t fall for it. You’re too good for that.

Oh man. Okay. First: how does Trump continually picking wholly terrible and/or unqualified people for his positions? Like, Gorsuch is the closest thing to a qualified person he’s put forth (I’m not aligned with him politically, but I can’t really be mad at it), and no one else is even close.

Second, of course the US

What a spineless fucking coward Ryan is.

You seem to be forgetting Andy Roddick, who won a Slam and probably would have won more if his prime didn’t happen to be during the early prime of probably the greatest player to ever live (just remember some of those epic Wimbledon finals between Roddick and Fed). Even with that caveat, though, the American men have

Take it easy, guy. It’ll be okay.

I wouldn’t count on a teenager suspending himself. His coach should do it, though.

You are a true inspiration. I applaud you from afar.

I’ve said it often, and I’m sure I’ll have to continue repeating it many more times, but is there a group on this planet with a bigger gap between how much they claim they’re persecuted and how often they’re actually persecuted than white, conservative folks? Particularly the Christian male set, but clearly we can go

I think the most impressive thing about Don Jr. is that he’s not even the most punchable-looking Trump spawn, and his face is pretty damn punchable.

Mike Pence wants to Make America . . . Excellent.

This is actually exactly what I was hoping for: that he was playing to the base fears of people and wouldn’t be able to follow through on most of his more harmful rhetoric, thus making all of his vehement supporters feel cheated. It doesn’t change the fact that a sizable portion of the population was totally into that

It seems really rude that he hasn’t learned any of his teammates’ names yet.

This tweet belongs in the Deadspin Hall of Fame.

I am so thoroughly and completely sad.

Jeez. Who knew penguins could be so cold?

How about a young man who just got seriously injured?