You mean The Drew Magary YELLING THROUGH TEXT MEMORIAL STADIUM?

We’re even outsourcing our fuck-em-up jobs? Maybe we need to make retribution great again.

*Ear. He lost some ear.

You winnik some, you lose some.

Well. Now I have some things to reconsider.

That’d be awfully fucked up if Harlan got punished for such a great call.

We have two great choices! How can anyone decide?

“We’re the party of Lincoln! You remember him! He fought a whole big war to free the slaves! So, basically, ignore the last 50 years of actual policy and remember the guy from 150 years ago. Clearly, we care more about civil rights than those dirty Democrats.”

I love that this is the Republican narrative. It’s like…

What? You’ve never seen a mascot wang before?

LOLToppers was sitting right there.

“But you know, he has a point.”

-everyone’s least favorite uncle

I’m in love with the phrase “national websites” now.

Machado Strokes Hard Dong with Bravado!

Hard for hair to fall out when it’s not really attached in the first place.

Maybe the virus could make his hands grow to a normal size instead?

I just saw her live! Jenny Lewis is dope.

Oh my god. I almost completely forgot that of Montreal retrofitted a song to an Outback commercial. Those were weird times.

USA! USA! USA!

Goddammit, that’s the good stuff.

+1

This is just absolutely goddamn beautiful.

Marlin Eats Butt; May Also Enjoy Analingus