Yes. Yes, I do.

David Lynch has really lost a step.

I come here every day hoping to see an annoyed reaction to this series. I’m never disappointed.

Kicking in bathroom doors. It says it right up there.

Auburn over FSU for the BCS title a couple years ago. My team gets a title AND Jameis doesn’t. Everybody wins.

“Act like you’ve been there before, fuckstick.”

-Goose Gossage

I’d like to hereby petition Kluwe to change his kinja username to PuntMonster.

Came here hoping to see my man Filip, was not disappointed. Thank you!

Counterpoint: they just wanna play with some leaves and then give you a hug. They ain’t hurtin’ nobody.

Verdict: let these bears live.

Sad whimsy is easily the best tag I’ve seen on Deadspin so far.

In the state of Alabama, it’s basically only dating. I’ve never hooked up with a person I met on Tinder here (the complete opposite of when I lived in New York). Take this recent story: matched with a girl, she was cool. Ask her if she wants to get coffee or a drink. She declines saying she doesn’t want to get…

It’s like a greatest hits of sadness. Worldwide Leader, indeed.

Finally, someone who understands my gray ass. It’s a struggle down here, getting lumped with the psychos, when really I’m just boring!

Oh shit.

The yams is the power that be.

I realize that I should be above caring about my status as a commenter on a site I don’t comment that frequently on, but then I get these reminders, and I wonder what I did to anger the Kinja gods. Forever gray, forever alone.

More relevant: no! You’re tearing up thinking about Craig Sager!

I get the feeling that Matt Barnes isn’t the most calm, even-handed person in the world. I don’t know. Call it a hunch.

Make Canada Great Again!

So, how long until the American election system is just a series of one-on-one basketball games?

I just want all of my government services I’ve been promised, but to keep my entire paycheck. Is that so much to ask?!