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I was going to say something, too. I was pretty stunned that a person who gets paid to write would use it, and perhaps even more stunned that an editor didn’t see and excise it. I typically let odd grammatical or pedantic issues slide, but this one was hard to ignore.

Hoppy wants Yeo bounced.

Oh man. Even as an anti-fighting hockey fan, I still love that.

Also: RIP Thrashers

That’s pretty much exactly it. Not saying there’s no room for the possibility, but it looked like he was under it any time there might have been contact with the ground or possible bobbling. Being down your challenges, and then the immediate strip-sack touchdown made it a huge uphill climb in a league that has insane

Off-topic, but not sure where else to put it: I’m surprised Deadspin didn’t have anything on that reviewed “no catch” that didn’t make any sense. After all the posts about how the NFL doesn’t know what a catch is anymore, that one seemed pretty egregious on the league’s biggest stage.

That is actually ahead of “Drafted by the Cleveland Browns” on his list of things he wants to happen.

This is just another bump in the road for Mauk.

Probably similar, but with a bunch more championships to feed their ego. So, adjust accordingly.

As a resident of the state of Alabama who is not a fan of Alabama: pray for me.

Yep. Like they taught us in programming school: social engineering is way easier than writing scripts to go through every permutation of intricate password encryption methods.

As a Preds fan, I’m still floating in space at the thought of Johansen next to Forsberg.

They might not be terrorists, but are they ELITE?

I nearly lost it when I read that. I like Kanye, but he’s always been a middling-to-bad lyricist and rapper. Kendrick all day.

I’ll be really happy when the fallacy of “it made a lot of money; so it must be good and/or loved” goes away. Terrible things make a lot of money sometimes, and the thing about it is that it made that money so people could find out if they liked them. People paid their money first, and then got to figure out how they

I won’t call it great, but this is certainly solid kinja.

He looks like Christopher Walken got hit by a truck.

No mention of Admiral Akbar? Best part of the whole movie.

Normally I’d cry “hot taek!”, but right now, I can’t really think of any other reason.

Uh, sorry, but I think they called him “The Dark Tenor”, which actually does give some google results.

I know. This shot above was yet another magic bullet.