The real crime is dragging your daughter to a Titans game. The horror.

If the Pacers really want to turn it around, they need to pick up free agent Center John Ringo to complement Paul George.

What you left out of the University’s statement: “Yes, we at the University of Alabama have to appalled. These young men are making quite the statment, and the entire university is appalleding them. Good job, guys!”

If I could choose one person from this here web’n-site to be friends with IRL, it would be you.

He should really try being a Greg Softy sometime.

I am actually one of the few readers/commenters around here that is somehow not a lawyer.

Ladies and gentlemen, the US government during business hours!

I would think stroking a dong would get you thrown out of a baseball game.

+1 Wookiee grunt

Chewie is my personal hero.

O sweet irony, let me count the ways.

I’m really glad to see someone else call Slumdog out on whatever bullshit it is. That is . . . not a good movie.

I want her to be my best friend.

Me too. This guy gives the rest of us isolated weirdos bad names. At least I’m a polite and kind isolated weirdo when interaction happens.

Reading this article helped me come to the realization that Man on Wire is one of my favorite movies ever.

Goddammit. Now there’s water coming from my face.

+1

Same. Except we called it “Tour de Franzia”.

Oh God. It suddenly got dusty in here.

This! That thing always feels like it’s detached when I’ve been with a lady.

good kinja.

And I just realized how depressing my life is that this is the only reaction I can get to a deadspin comment.