He just needs something to soothe him and calm him down. Maybe there’s some sort of soft, fuzzy thing he could drape on his neck. I don’t know what you’d call it, though.
ocelots
ocelots
I was thinking in that direction, but this is much better than anything I came up with.
+1
I’ve been both manager and server before. Both suck. Management sucks because you still have bosses, and they’re furious to get complaints. So, you really have to toe a line between keeping customers happy and not putting up with terrible people that go too far. I do not miss it at all, and I wanted to quit managing…
Are you people happy now? You finally got your bad team write-up.
In short: the DH can go fuck itself.
It’s like she put words to everything I’ve ever thought about Drew! She could have easily gotten a top 20, though. Ten just wasn’t enough.
How inhumane!
You’re supposed to put the matador out of his misery after you defeat him, Bull.
Stop making sense! Now is the time for indignation that getting accused of a violent crime against women will hurt your bank statement!
“Something, something Jake Gittes. Something, something Chinatown.”
The Rex always made me assume that it was an Oedipus reference.
As for me, I just like ocelots. So, those episodes of Archer are among my favorites.
Exactly.
How the hell did another Auburn fan also pick an ocelot themed name?
Great story? Or greatest story?
So cool.
I have indeed started getting my pennies together. Only 4,500,000 pennies until I’m riding around in this beaut. What a deal!
You got it all wrong. This is both of his shirts. He owns two identical shirts, and that’s it. Choices are for GLORYBOYS (or whatever dumb shit he likes to say).
I think this is my favorite kinja comment ever.
I’ve been a member for a couple months, and I just got back to their curriculum after reading other resources for a while. I think it’s a great idea, in a world where coding is such an in demand skillset and coding bootcamps are popping up everywhere. I just wish I had more time to put into their rigorous lessons. I’m…
And “Carli Lloyd” is “Carli Lloyd”. Learn something new everyday.
On the other hand, those tires displayed pretty solid comedic timing.
You are apparently my spirit animal.