I guess they figure we’re far enough away from the Matrix trilogy that we don’t remember it very well, but goddamn I do, and those latter two movies were so unbearably horrible, like most everything else the Warchoskis have done since, that I have zero desire to even give this new movie a chance. It’d be like if they…

Im sorry, she is forever Adams Family Values Christina Ricci and I will hear no other option!

Cool beans.

Getting stuck into a bureau  by David Lynch will do that to you.

I bet he tastes absolutely peachy... 🍑

Maybe if he hadn’t been gnawing on Timothée Chalamet’s arm during their scenes together...?

Same with del Toro.

Luca Guadagnino is one of those directors who announces ten times more movies than he actually makes, which kind of sucks because he is also a director who I really want to have made ten times more movies than he has.

I’m not 100% certain it has something to do with Armie Hammer being a rapist with a cannibal fetish. But it’s very likely it has something to do with Armie Hammer being a rapist with a cannibal fetish. 

I happily applaud this news. Call Me By Your Name did not require a sequel. I thought it was OK but not as groundbreaking as others did. That said, it told a complete story that didn’t need any follow up. A sequel would not have added or improved anything.

They wanted to make this movie but...

This is one of the rare situations where I’m pretty sure the pandemic isn’t the primary roadblock.

For her sake, I hope not, since the world always ends up unfairly turning on the Anne Hathaways and Jennifer Lawrences.

Is Anya Taylor-Joy the next Jennifer Lawrence of 6-7 years ago, where she is absolutely everywhere?  ... Not that I’m complaining. She’s amazing. 

JESUS, that is bad...Amibitious, as you say. But...bad. This is the script writing of a sheltered white man who just started acknowledging reality but his childhood kept pressuring him.

What in the actual fuck.

“Thomasin McKenzie and Anya Taylor-Joy”

So even though it looks to follow the same conceit of someone being in danger in their dream world and the effects bleeding into reality in some way that’s still not enough for a basic comparison…

I think this just blazed past In The Heights and West Side Story as it rounds the corner and is on the heels of Dune when it comes to upcoming movies I’m most excited about.

John Cena also did a video where he apologized, in Mandarin, to China and Chinese citizens for daring to call Taiwan a country.