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Nothing says “This Is America” like a lawsuit.

If I got caught looking at naked boobs at work, it probably wouldn’t go well.

Yeah, but it’s directed by Verhoeven, so it’s a lesbian period drama by way of Showgirls.

if you have two horny nuns, you don’t have one.

showgirls in a convent
i know, i know, it’s serious.

I mean, I think we can all agree what the world needs most right now is Showgirls in a convent.

There is a NIPPLE!!~1!

Surely to biscuits this trailer isn’t all that NSFW. Is the boss that offended by ladies kissing?

“Our scissoring will cut open a path to HEAVEN.” - actual line of dialogue probably

I’m not buying it. I tried that on the train to work once and it did not work at all.

Damn, this looks like the most Verhoeven movie. From context clues, it seems like they will bang so hard that it initiates the biblical apocalypse.

Yeah, I wish there was a better cut of The Devils readily available, too.

Can a Paul Verhoeven film ever be too horny?

As I always say, if there's one thing better than a horny nun, it's two horny nuns

True, but in retrospect it was surprising how good Nicholas Cage’s was. He could have become a good dramatic actor if he had wanted that rather than the zany performances in (usually) dreck.

farewell Ms Dukakas

I remember her fondly for her role in Mr Holland’s Opus, a really beautiful movie with some incredible performances and scenes. 

After Joss Whedon and Marilyn Manson, if they announce that Goldeneye on N64 somehow abused women they’ll have retroactively ruined all of my weekends between age 12 and 16.

Stunning that Marilyn Manson as a person is even worse than his music. Well, at least as bad 

There was a rumor going around that Olivia Coleman was prepared to accept on Anthony Hopkins behalf on the off chance he won and was expecting to do so only for the producers/Joaquin Phoenix not to allow it. It may not have changed how much of an unforced error putting Best Actor last was, but at least there would