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Ocean Sage
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What a Wonderful World has been used to convey bitter irony in movies so often that now I simply hear it as a sad, depressing song.

As much as I understand the hate for OG Bad Boys, and as much as it’s a nonsense from an action-movie perspective, I can’t help but still think it’s one of the funniest goddamn movies I’ve ever seen. I still think about some of the gags and lines from the film even till this day.

“You guys gotta kill Stark, man; I’m sick and tired of playing this guy year after year. I’m done with the dopey costumes and talking to a guy covered in ping-pong balls who’s eventually going to be eight feet tall and covered in fur! My career’s gotta move on! Hang on, my agent’s calling...uh-huh...an hour and a half

Loved him in Zodiac. “Hey ‘Bullitt’! You gonna catch this fuckin’ guy or what?!”

Downey’s position as a Giant Movie Star is odd at this point, because it’s about 95% based on having played Tony Stark, 4% Sherlock Holmes, and 1% the vague memories of his career before that. He’s a brilliant actor (when he’s not doing bizarre shit like Dr. Dolittle) but is he really a leading man type? I think we’d

Yeah, that was probably the single most bafflingly bombastic and self-serious trailer I’ve ever seen for a family adventure-comedy.

I have a simple rule: I see a trailer with a song as awful as whatever that version of “What a Wonderful World” is, I don’t watch the movie. 

I keep being amazed that a giant budget Michael Bay film starring Ryan Reynolds exists...and no one seems to care. It seems right, but it’s always weird. 

Even with the longest and most boring car chase ever to open the film??

It’s just so long, and loud. I legit thought it was about to end three different times, then nope, magnet boat or some other crazy shit happened. 

Anyone seen 6 Underground? In legit running for one of the worst things I’ve seen in years.

You are not alone. 

“Toss a coin to your Witcher” was one of the most uninspired, repetitive songs I’ve heard in recent memory.  Every time the chorus line was repeated I kept thinking, “surely this is the last time” and nope, it kept repeating 50 more times.

so was i alone in thinking he was obnoxious, seemed to be from a completely different show and unfunny?

Homicide is totally disallowed.

Are you a guy that has no chance of being pregnant btw? 

You seem like an excellent candidate for self-abortion. I bet you can do it in one try! (But if not, don’t let that stop you.)

You’re not half as smart as you think you are.

Her speech was everything.  Loved it. Loved Patricia. Loved Ellen. But Michelle's speech was perfect.