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I thought the existence of Jill Stein meant that misogyny didn’t exist...😫

The hatred I feel over how we have been continuously asking Clinton why she felt she should run, as opposed to every fucking rich white dude, ever, is almost as much as my hatred for white dudes who feel that the first black president should be the first to voluntarily not profit off if it because white dudes who know

I know. How fucking dare the most qualified candidate run. And how fucking dare her colleagues think that now isn’t the best time to run. And how dare women get excited that this is first chance that they could actually have a president that is a woman after centuries of men, especially when countries that we see as

“Hillary had a lot of good policies, but messaging...”

I feel like there’s a ton of congresspeople who look like tubes of thawed cookie dough overstuffed into sausage casing that show that he might not.

Huh. Now that I look at it, his arms don’t look as cut. I was mainly focusing on his Paul Ryan vanity pecs.

He looks like Beardonna playing Kris Jenner’s eventual Hell’s Angels phase.

He looks like the shittiest Elvira contestant on Snatch Game.

What the hell is up with her mirror that her proportions look like Aeon Flux?

Have you seen this?

Gurl,

I thought it was to just show off his skinny white man pecs.

Most of the people I see complaining are the “Some of my best friends are Elizabeth Warren” or “I’m voting for Gary Johnson because I have principles” young progressive white people.

I work with so many people that do that. “Oh Grabby McGrabber doesn’t grab MY tits, so everyone else must​be lying bitches.”

It’s almost like you can be a caring father to your children and a shithead piece of shit ass to other people.

Needs moar doughy annoying white dudes. (I realize Billy isn’t exactly doughy, but I’m not a huge fan, in any case)

I have to say that Cinderella III: A Twist in Time, was actually pretty good.

The original movie is already more padded than an episode of RuPaul’s Drag Race. How the fuck are they going to make this 3 hours?

Thank you for not say “gay lover” every other sentence. It seems you’re the only one not doing that.

OMG, in the ad on the webpage, about a minute in, the kids are eating the cronuts and the kid on my left is giving the cronut his best O face and I about fell on the floor.